“Chile and bed room etiquette”
This is a sad tale of lessons learned. “I was never that good of a student to begin with”. So I do not recommend taking my advice in this subject. I’m sure every one has the after effect of eating Chile part down. (If not see the Bad Dreams Blog) I will move on to the important fart now. Timing is every thing. Grasping the bed sheets just rite is very important; other wise you’re victim…….I mean wife will be able to escape. Remember the timing part; it will come in handy when you are trying to get away. Make sure you wanted to sleep on the couch first. Then let one go! Don’t pull the sheets over her head until she starts complaining. That way she can taste it too when you pull the sheets over her head. Only hold them down until it isn’t funny any more. Personally I find this very funny so I’m to busy laughing to time it rite. (It’s hard to type with a broken finger).

Today while looking out the window that I keep by my computer, I didn’t see a damn thing new. I think I’m going to move that window.


This is my attempt at philosophy. Bill (A.K.A) SrWilliam

I just went to windows update. Saw that there was a video driver up date. Installed so called up date. I was excited to see if BF2 (a game) looked better now. It wasn’t an up date but a regression! Thought that was funny, last year I would have cried; I mean smashed something. My desktop looked like crap and my browser was doing the wave. Went to dell and got my old drivers back. “It aint nutin but a ting”. The reason I don’t use automatic updates is because I’m under the impression that Microsoft uses this for key logging. That means that they know every thing that you have typed. They use this info for target marketing. “Hey” at least I don’t believe in aliens, well I do I guess; but that’s not the point. The point is not to up date video drivers at the update site. Auto update wont do this to you, only custom update at their site will so don’t worry.