The day after, fourteen days after the emergency room. Thanks to special shots that I had received in the wonderful ER. I had signed a wonderful piece of paper (don’t remember doing this) I figured out that I could release myself from the mental ward. (Yet another story). RE: (ER); Former Marines don’t leave own house easily. What? I said to my self after trying my house key in the door. Upon further examination I notice a new door knob and dead bolt. (If she would have let me know it would have been easier). I went to my mom’s house to use the phone. “She hardly wanted to let me in”; (the wife likes to embellish things). I was told not to try to call my wife, said I had scared her on that night and how could I have done that to her.) “Now my world was really crashing down around me”. (Remember that I don’t hurt women; only men in blue). To be Continued…..not happy morning thought. “Never had been in any ward or needed docs before in my life”.

“Turning off the Alarm”

Today; after I gave my coffee maker speech lessons (can’t tell if they worked) I went back up stairs and turned off the alarm clock. At about 7am I went back up stairs and woke up the wife very gently and with a little back rub. Amazing difference in her demeanor. This is almost as good as getting a new “cheat code” or something. The computer gives me (speech lessons); trying to learn Spanish. That way I can call her things and sound nice doing it ;( another cheat code).

I always wake up in a good mood; make that a great mood. I start the coffee pot (mine doesn’t talk) and then start the computer (mine doe’s). I do a little putt-sin around the internet. No ones up yet. I here the alarm up stairs go off. Then I here my wife go off. (I’m bipolar so it’s hard for me to stay positive; I need positive things around to keep that way. That’s why I like everyone here so much). My wife is not positive, never has been never will be. Never = 11 years, the same age as my daughter. In March of 2003 I decided it was time for a vacation. I hadn’t taken one since about 1987; to busy with the shop. My wife had gone to Arizona with some friends a couple of years earlier so I thought I would fly solo on this one. I’ve always dreamed of going gold panning; so I went to California to do some. Every thing went good; she didn’t have a problem with it. Three days later I was sitting on the balcony of my hotel room having a beer or two, “ahh the good life”. I went down to the vending machine to get some snacks; got to eat a snack when having beer. When I returned to my room I found two wonderful men in blue waiting for me. My wife had called the hotel manager and said she was worried about me; didn’t think I was taking my medication. The manager called the police. I was not drunk (out grew that a long time ago) but I had alcohol on my breath. Fourteen hours later; when I figured out how to call out of the jail to get a cab (they don’t make this easy) “didn’t have any money on me either”( I retuned to my room and packed up. I was pissed! I flew home. Her sister was there when I arrived. She didn’t like the way I was yelling as her sister (I have never hurt a woman and never will) so the men in blue show up; six squads!!! They were on me like flies on shit. Hospitals, thorazeen and with strains, they suck, but that’s another story. (I guess I just LOVE my kids). I guess the alarm set me off today too. I never found any gold, but I had to have been closer to it than I am here. “Everything is true”.

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